GONZO. Hunter S. Thompson tee.
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Hunter Stockton Thompson (July 18, 1937 – February 20, 2005) was an American journalist and author who wrote The Rum Diary (1998), Fear and Loathing is Las Vegas (1971), Hell’s Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of the Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs (1966), etc. He is credited as the creator of Gonzo journalism, a style of reporting where reporters involve themselves in the action to such a degree that they become central figures of their stories. He is known also for his lifelong use of alcohol, LSD, mescaline and cocaine (you name it); his love of firearms; his inveterate hatred of Richard Nixon; and his iconoclastic contempt for authoritarianism. While suffering a bout of health problems, he committed suicide in 2005 at the age of 67.
DON'T TRY. Charles Bukowski tee.
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Henry Charles Bukowski (born Heinrich Karl Bukowski; August 16, 1920 – March 9, 1994) was an American poet, novelist and short story writer. His writing was influenced by the social, cultural and economic ambience of his home city of Los Angeles. It is marked by an emphasis on the ordinary lives of poor Americans, the act of writing, alcohol, relationships with women and the drudgery of work. Bukowski wrote thousands of poems, hundreds of short stories and six novels, eventually publishing over sixty books. In 1986 Time called Bukowski a "laureate of American lowlife". Regarding Bukowski's enduring popular appeal, Adam Kirsch of The New Yorker wrote, "the secret of Bukowski’s appeal. . . [is that] he combines the confessional poet’s promise of intimacy with the larger-than-life aplomb of a pulp-fiction hero.”
HOOKED ON PHYSICS. Einstein tee.
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Albert Einstein (March 14 1879 – April 18, 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist who developed the general theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics (alongside quantum mechanics). He is best known for his mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2 (which has been dubbed "the world's most famous equation"). It is our staunch belief that Einstein devised many of his scientific theories while under the guise of psychedelic drugs.
CANNIBAL. Kevin Bacon tee.
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Kevin Norwood Bacon (born July 8, 1958) is an American film and theater actor whose notable roles include Animal House, Footloose, Flatliners, A Few Good Men, JFK, Apollo 13, and Tremors. Bacon has won numerous awards but never an Oscar. The Guardian named Bacon as one of the best actors never to have received an Academy Award nomination. In 2003, Bacon received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Bacon is the subject of the trivia game titled Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, based on the idea that, due to his prolific screen career covering a diverse range of genres, any Hollywood actor can be linked to another in a handful of steps based on their associations with Bacon. The name of the game derives from the idea of six degrees of separation.
CON-SERVATIVE. Bill O'Reilly tee.
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William James "Bill" O'Reilly, Jr. (born September 10, 1949) is an American television host, author, syndicated columnist and political commentator. He is the host of The O'Reilly Factor on the Fox News Channel, which is the most watched cable news television program on American television. From 1989 to 1995, he was anchor of Inside Edition. O'Reilly is widely considered a conservative commentator; however, although some of his positions derive from conservative orthodoxy, O'Reilly is a registered "Independent" and characterizes himself a "traditionalist". We characterize him a "con".
FALE UNIVERSITY. FU tee.
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Yale University is an American private Ivy League research university located in New Haven, Connecticut. Founded in 1701 in the Colony of Connecticut, the university is the third-oldest institution of higher education in the United States. Yalies compete intercollegiately as the Yale Bulldogs. The school mascot is "Handsome Dan", the Yale bulldog. The school color, since 1894, is Yale Blue. Yale's Handsome Dan is believed to be the first college mascot in America, having been established in 1889. Our mascot "Fat Enzo" may not be as studious as "Handsome Dan" but one thing is for certain -- Enzo will kick the shit out of that dorky fucker any day.
THE MASHEEN. Charlie Sheen tee.
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Carlos Irwin Estevez (born September 3, 1965), better known by his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor. He is the youngest son of actor Martin Sheen. His character roles in films have included Chris Taylor in the 1986 Vietnam War drama Platoon and Bud Fox in the 1987 film Wall Street. His career has also included more comedic films such as Major League and the Hot Shots! films. On television, Sheen is known for his roles on Two and a Half Men where he played Charlie Harper. In 2010, Sheen was the highest paid actor on television, earning US$1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men. Sheen's personal life has also made headlines, including reports about alcohol and drug abuse. He was fired from his role on Two and a Half Men on March 7, 2011, subsequently announcing a nationwide tour.
CAPTAIN AMERICA. Christopher Columbus tee.
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Inspired by the Capt. Morgan logo & a posthumous portrait of Christopher Columbus by Sebastiano del Piombo.
HOLY APATHY. Jesus Never Listens tee.
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You only pray to him when you need something. And either way, he's not listening.
KOOL-AIDS. I Make Aids Cool tee.
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We understand this is in "bad taste" but it had to be created for the good of humanity. If this makes you chuckle, buy it. Then wear it to your local bodega!
I'LL BE BACK. Jesus/Terminator tee.
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What do Jesus and Schwarzenegger have in common? The same iconic catch phrase! Wear it with pride.
DRINK & HARLOTS. Yeats tee.
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Inspired by an awesome quote by William Butler Yeats - "I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots."
GANGSTER CARTOON. Middle Finger Machine Gun tee.
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It's a cartoon gangster holding a smoking machine gun. What else needs to be described? You're not taking our guns away from us, motherfuckers!
PLATO O PLOMO. Pablo Escobar tee.
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Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria (December 1, 1949 – December 2, 1993) was a Colombian drug lord and narcoterrorist (what a sweetie). He was an elusive cocaine trafficker and a rich criminal. At the height of his power, Escobar controlled 80% of the global cocaine market. His catch phrase was "plata o plomo" (silver or lead) and we have seen many tee shirts with this saying, always in Spanish with English subtitles -- well, here's our spin on it.
