FAT ENZO is not simply a sweatshop that prints custom t-shirts. FAT ENZO is also a laboratory, housing creative geniuses. Blood does not pump through our hearts. It’s ink! But, not just plastisol ink. More like the ink you find in pens (ballpoints, fountains, quills), or typewriters, or word processor printers. We are venders of creativity, born writers. It was even written in the stars. And, everyone needs a little writing, sometimes. You may find yourself in the marketplace for some of our professional (or unprofessional) writing services, at some point in your miserable existences. The following are many things we would be willing to write for you, for money, obviously, in no particular order, whatsoever.
You can find samples of our work all throughout our website, for we wrote all of it! (With zero plagiarism, scout’s honor). We drink like Bukowski. We puff on corncob pipes, like Twain. And, we’ve even had our mouths around double-barrel shotguns, but we wouldn’t go as far as Hemingway. Our asian stenographer, Peter Lee, just wouldn’t have it.
For more information on our superb writing services, feel free to give us a call at 1-866-970-9997, or email Bobby Pickles.
We look forward to working for you!
We created some custom t-shirts for an awesome company out of South Florid called DOGS OF FUN, authentic dog photography. Founder/Photographer, ARELIS AGUAYO, travelled here to the sweatshop to pickup her new digs, and to capture the essence of our company mascot and namesake, Mr. Fat Enzo. Her style combines photo journalism and portraiture, which allowed Enzo to be himself. Actually, we were all allowed to be ourselves - the sweatshop, BOBBY PICKLES, and his little tica shadow, included. Checkout the final product(s) below, a variety of candids and portraits that highlight not only Enzo's, but all of our unique personalities. If you'd like to book Arelis for a photoshoot, head on over to her company's website www.DogsOfFun.com, and follow them on Instagram and Facebook, of course.
Every now and again, FE makes merch for musicians who end up wearing said threads while playing their instruments and singing into microphones in front of cameras. The photos above are of a new #TSHIT design (front & back) we created for The Randy Savages band outta the Left Coast! Below, checkout frontman Jesse Williams sporting his black FAT ENZO custom tee on Bridge City Sessions.
BONUS FEATURE: Colvin & Kremen - "Beer" | Official Video
Either word travels fast, or someone lost his shirt in a wrassling match...OH YEA! - yet, another TRS tee (created by FAT ENZO) has ended up in a music video; however, this time it's in a different band's video - a rap duo called Colvin & Kremen. Checkout said video below, and notice the original FAT ENZO artwork and #TSHIT below that.
by Yaremi Farinas | Wednesday, August 9th 2017
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (CBS12) — About half a dozen victims are warning consumers to stay away from a mobile mechanic accused of taking money and not completing the work.
In the last week, CBS12 has spoken to five people who said they were ripped off by the same mobile mechanic. All of them told us they responded to a Craigslist ad.
Robert Piccirillo owns a t-shirt shop called Fat Enzo in downtown West Palm Beach. Back in June, he and his partner Matthew Piazza needed someone to fix their company car.
“We wanted to sell it to put the money back into the company,” Piccirillo said.
That's when they found a mechanic on Craigslist who came out and inspected their black Chrysler.
“I was really naive, and I just trusted somebody who came here and said they were going to provide a service,” Piazza said.
Piazza said the estimate was correct and the mechanic charged him $508 for parts and labor.
They said the mechanic gave them excuse after excuse and never came back to fix the car.
Unfortunately, there is little action victims can take in cases like this, according to Michael Edmondson with the State Attorney's Office. He said scammers know how to work the system.
“They know if they begin a repair and then they wait for a period of months and go back and do something else to perpetuate the service being provided then that is again a civil complaint,” Edmondson said.
We spoke with the mechanic over the phone who said the victims claims are false. He agreed to meet with us, but never did.
Now, these guys are sharing the lesson they learned the hard way.
“Basically, if you don't know anything about cars, go to the closest friend you got and hire someone. Go through a reputable business. Don't do the Craigslist thing,” Piazza said.
(Note from FAT ENZO: The person who did this goes by the aliases "Josh Hansen" and "Parker" but he may have others. His cell phone number is 561-856-4132. He looks like a weasel and smokes from an electronic apparatus. He likes to say that he has over 20 years experience and he'll say that he can provide references. He most probably will ask you to write the check to somebody else. Just speaking for ourselves, that person was "Crystil Murch".)
Below are the cancelled checks made out to "Crystil Murch"
Below are the original Craigslist Ads that this scumbag posted:
Below are a couple Craigslist Ads warning of this thieving scum:
FAT ENZO T-SHIrTS también está disponible para eventos en vivo y talleres de instrucciones, utilizando tintas a base de agua. Para obtener más información al respecto, llame al 1-866-970-9997 o pregunte por correo electrónico.
FAT ENZO T-SHIrTS (FAT ENZO CAMISETAS) es el sitio fundamental en North Dixie Highway para cualquiera de los 3 B's: Bands (Bandas), Brands (Marcas) or Business (Negocios). Puede que tenga muchas razones para desear una camiseta personalizada, y nosotros somos los indicados para hacer que su visión se haga realidad, por ejemplo: a lo mejor sos ese amigo cervezero alma de las fiestas en una Fraternidad Universitaria. Tal vez, su primo, el desafortunado fue injustamente encarcelado y tanto usted como todos los miembros de la familia quieren gritar al mundo que viven en un "País Gradioso y Libre". U otra posibilidad que seas un hombre de familia de mediana edad, infelizmente casado, lidiando con pequeños traviezos y su única alegría es poder disfrutar ebriamente de los juegos en el campo de softbol en compañía de sus amigos de mediana edad, aburridos tambien de sus miserables vidas. Buenas nuevas: Todas estas personas se beneficiarían enormemente al ordenar su próximo lote de camisetas personalizadas de FAT ENZO T-SHIrTS. Ofrecemos aparte de la impresión de pantalla personalizada, diseño gráfico, etiqueta privada, mercancía para bandas, redacción de Textos Publicitarios, desarrollo de la marca, acabado/cumplimiento, y el servicio de urgencia estará siempre disponible en West Palm Beach, Florida.
P.S. He also writes prose. If you friend him on Facebook, you can read first hand sarcastic accounts of his daily trials and tribulations.
FAT ENZO T-SHIrTS
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