FAT ENZO is not simply a sweatshop that prints custom t-shirts. FAT ENZO is also a laboratory, housing creative geniuses. Blood does not pump through our hearts. It’s ink! But, not just plastisol ink. More like the ink you find in pens (ballpoints, fountains, quills), or typewriters, or word processor printers. We are venders of creativity, born writers. It was even written in the stars. And, everyone needs a little writing, sometimes. You may find yourself in the marketplace for some of our professional (or unprofessional) writing services, at some point in your miserable existences. The following are many things we would be willing to write for you, for money, obviously, in no particular order, whatsoever.
You can find samples of our work all throughout our website, for we wrote all of it! (With zero plagiarism, scout’s honor). We drink like Bukowski. We puff on corncob pipes, like Twain. And, we’ve even had our mouths around double-barrel shotguns, but we wouldn’t go as far as Hemingway. Our asian stenographer, Peter Lee, just wouldn’t have it.
For more information on our superb writing services, feel free to give us a call at 1-866-970-9997, or email Bobby Pickles.
We look forward to working for you!
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