Or, if you’d like to devise a Protest T-SHIrT of your own, please Feel FREE to contact FAT ENZO T-SHIrTS at your earliest convenience. (Even if it's to protest our protest tees ;)
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On our downtime at the sweatshop, we have lots of fun with Photoshop.
Just like the great Hunter S. Thompson, who could not help but insert himself into his journalistic narratives, so to can we not help but insert our scummy selves into fake movie posters and album covers. It's called "Gonzo Photoshop" and you've heard it first right here, kiddies.
Many businesses in Palm Beach County did not fare as well as ours. For, never once, during Hurricane Irma, did the sweatshop take in any moisture other than actual sweat from hard work.
With all of the boarding up, sandbagging, printing the last of our orders, etc., we still found time to devise an original Hurricane Irma T-SHIT, because we are the greatest shirt company in the land. You can purchase our creation here. Free shipping to anywhere in Florida, naturally.
BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES
If you are in need of custom t-shirts, please be advised that FAT ENZO T-SHIrTS is up and running. Our electricity and all other utilities are 100%. Our plumbing is working just fine, despite all of the canned foods and beans we were forced to consume during the power outage. But, more importantly, our printing capabilities are fully functional, too. So, let us know if you are in the market for screen printing, graphic design, creative conceptualizing, whatever.
And, Rush Service is Always Available!
Here's a montage of us two "Floridiots" conducting ourselves in not the safest manners during the 2017 State of IRMAgency in Floridumb.
Location: West Palm Beach
Ben Coletti on FOX NEWS - LIVE from Madeira Beach during Hurricane Irma
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